The End Of An Incomprehensible Era...Lou Holtz Leaves ESPN

Horrible news out of ESPN yesterday afternoon. No not because Lou Holtz was an excellent insightful analyst who the sports world is going to miss. Because we will now be deprived of some of the most entertaining gifs, Vines and Youtube clips all season long, every college football season. Just a nonstop trainwreck on air, never knew what he was going to say next and the odds were you wouldn’t understand it anyway. A true gem for the internet, lost forever. Goodbye sweet prince, let’s relive some of the greatest ESPN moments on your way out…

Lou Holtz loses his shit during Mock Trial

Lou Holtz wants to fight Mark May

“Right x23? It’s the same play! JAJDAOIDOMKDKfj Accents!”

Lou Holtz Wants to party with Johnny Manziel

Lou Holtz Sneezing is the most mystifying sound ever

Lou Holtz Forgets What A Microphone Is

…But he wants to work with smarter people.

Abdullah, Mohammed, Tomato, Tomahto

Dr. Lou segment killed it

“God put two eyes in the front of your head, not the back” – always remember that, might get it tattooed on my chest.

Lou Holtz Invents a new language

And of course…last but not least…the cowbell dance

Lou Holtz for Prethident!